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a blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. he then walks to a part of the store and grabs his dog by the tail and starts swinging it over his head. an employee runs over and says "sir,do you need any help!!!". the blind man replies "no, just lookin around."=D

a man walks into a bar than suddenly the ligts go out. the man thinks "well, since the lights went out mabye i can find a girl to fuck?" so he walks around then feels big boobs hit his face. he starts liking them. then he hears the girl say" heeheehee, it tickles". then he stuck his face between them and smells shit. just then, the lights come back on. He looks...and sees a sphinxter. "shit" the man says.

what do you call a piece of somone else's cheese

NA'CHO cheese!!=D

a man walks into a bar than suddenly the ligts go out. the man thinks "well, since the lights went out mabye i can find a girl to do it with?" so he walks around then finds a pair of tasty lips. the women says "hey wanna make out?" so they start french kissing. suddenly, the lights went on again. then the man says "oh...hey sis"

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