Yo Momma's ears are so big she was used as a stunt double for Dumbo
Yo Momma's so stupid she thinks that trash days are on tomorrows.
Yo Momma's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Yo Momma's nose is so big there's a flap of cocaine in the back of her nostril.
Yo Momma smells so bad the shower repells her with the force