There was an Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman.
They were walking to the back of the plane.
They got to the back an GOD showed up in front of a magic slide.
He told them that if they slid down this slide and shouted out what they wanted they would land in it.
The irishman slid down the slide and shouted Beer!!! and landed in a big keg of beer.
The scotsman slid down and shouted at the top of his voice HAGGIS !!! and landed in a big pile of haggis.
The englishman slid and shouted " weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" and landed in a big puddle of piss.