What's the difference between a black person and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of 5
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
Pizza's don't scream in the oven
What's similar between a black person and an apple?
They both look good hanging from trees
What do you call a puertorican with no arms?
What's the most confusing day for a puertorican?
How do you fit 100 Cubans into a bottle cap?
Tell them it's a raft
What's the difference between a snow tires and a black person?
Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.
How do you starve a black man?
Hide his food stamps under his working boots.
Did you hear about the new jewish car?
It stops on a dime and picks it up.
Why are black people like jelly beans?
No one likes the black ones
Why is asprin white?
Because they work.
How do you stop black people from hanging in your front yard?
Hang them in the back
What's green and yellow and mows the lawn?
My nigger and I'll paint him whatever color I want
Have you seen the newest Jewish-American Princess horror movie?
It's called, "Debbie Does Dishes."
What's a Jewish American Princess' favorite position?
A Jewish boy come home from school and tells his mother he's been given a part in the school play. "Wonderful? What part is it?" The boy says, "I play the part of the Jewish husband." The mother scowls and says, "You go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part."
Where does the Jewish husband hide his money from his wife?
Under the vacuum cleaner.
What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish Mother?
Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go."
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