There were three guys in a bar and they saw a contest where you had to sit in a room for 24 hours and if you don't come out of the room, you get free drinks for a year.
The first guy went into the room and came out after a couple of minutes. He said, "There are too many flies in there."
The second guy went in. After 10 minutes, he said, "There are too many flies in there."
The third guy went in and stayed in there the entire 24 hours. The two other guys, amazed, said, "How did you survive that long?"
The third guy said, "It was pretty easy. I took a shit on one end, and sat on the other."
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