The Hard of Hearing Genie

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One day a man named Tim walked into a bar. He heard beautiful music coming from inside. He asked the bartender where the music was coming from, and the bartender said that that was his 22 inch pianist.

Tim asked how he got a 22 inch pianist, and the bartender told Tim that he wished for it from a genie, and held out a genie lamp. Tim rubbed it and a genie came out, Tim wished for 2 billion bucks, then 2 billion ducks came out of nowhere.

"Why the hell did you wish for 2 billion ducks?"

"I didn't, I wished for 2 billion bucks."

"Oh ya, the genie is hard of hearing, why do you think I have a 22 inch pianist?"

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