Dear Santa

mark as unread

Dear Santa,

U big fat stingy bastard! I haven't smelled a gift from u since my dad lost his job two years ago! And when u did bring gifts they were no stockings full of candy, only my brothers old gym sock full of pepperments! And instead of toys I got cleaning products! I give you my address EVERY year and still you bring me someone else's stuff. You come eat my damn cookies and milk every year, and I can't even get REAL candy in my stocking (not to mention, I can't even get a real stocking! Cheap Bastard) Im really getting tired of this you big jerk! I want the right shit this year! Lets see if we can get it right this time! Thanks for your time Santa, I look forward to Christmas this year

Rate

How funny is this joke, video, picture?

Stats

smiley 2.9 PG13

submitted: 1+ years ago

viewed: 1,243 times

categories: celebrities, entertainment, people holidays, vacations

close

Permalink

Permalink:

close

Save to List

Loading...

Personal Lists

Create New Personal List

List Name:

Allow Others to View/Subscribe:

save cancel

saving...

Community Lists

Create New Community List

List Name:

save cancel

saving...

joke

User Comments Add Comment

showing 0 - 0 of 0 discussions       sort by: newest

CDKWL_Dear Santa

Advertise | About Us | Terms of Use | Privacy Policy | Copyright Agent | Parents' Guide | Contact Funny.com

aYxBEbe0azrzsMZIWZa8iM
0