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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table when a very attractive blonde woman from Northeast Tennessee arrived. She bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come on, baby....Southern Girl needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down....and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers...and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."

Moral - Not all Southerners are stupid. Not all blondes are dumb. But all men... are men.


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by Taxon n. 1+ years ago

This joke is impossible, there are no smart blondes.

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by b o. 1+ years ago

I'm a southern girl from tennesee i'm i'm very educated bt that was funny!!!!!!lolol

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by Jonathan W. 1+ years ago

LOL! I wish i was one of those Dealers. I would luv to see those girls TITS!!!!!!

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by Dave M. 1+ years ago

thats good

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by Laurie L. 1+ years ago

I love it! I'm very blondle. that was great!!!!

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by Duke A. 1+ years ago

Haha... I bet they thought it was worth it (and it would be)

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by Lucas A. 1+ years ago

That would probably work.

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