a man a others are in a bar. they laugh and what not, and then the man goes to the bartender. "sir, i bet you $500 i can pee across this bar and into a small cup."
the man accepts, laughing. as the man begins, all the pee goes on the bar and bartender.so, the man pays the bartender, he still cracking up. then, he askes the man, "why did u do that knowing u would lose?"
"well ya see, i bet my buds $3000 that i could pee all over your bar and still make u laugh. so now they owe me big."
"wow, that was a pretty sweet bet!" still laughing, the bartender cleans up the pee and goes back to work.
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