Blue Velvet

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One little boy, about 11, was walking down a street to school and over heard girls from school talking about Blue Velvet. So when he reached school, went inside and asked his teacher, “What is Blue Velvet?” The teacher was so made that she sent him to the principals’ office with a detention. Once the little boy got there, the principal asked, “Why boy, why are you in here today?” “Well I was walking and I heard the girls talking about Blue Velvet. So I asked my teacher what it means. And then she sent me down here with a detention. Sir, what is Blue Velvet?” That principal got so mad that he sent the boy off with a 3 day suspension. So the boy was walking home. He got home and saw his mother making some lunch. “Why son, why are you home so early?” Well, I was walking and I heard the girls talking about Blue Velvet. So I asked my teacher what it means. And then she sent me down here with a detention. Then he gave me a 3 day suspension. Mom, what is Blue Velvet?” She got so mad that she sent him to his room with any lunch till his father came home. His father finally came home and went to talk to him. “Why son, why did your mother send you up here?” The boy told his father the story and asked, “What is Blue Velvet?” His father got so mad that he kicked out of the house and to never come back again. So the boy is sitting on the curb with his Barney lunchbox and a cop car comes around the corner and the cop asked, “Why are you sitting on the curb boy?” So the boy tells him the story and asked, “What is Blue Velvet?” That cop got so mad that he locked him up for 70 years in prison. He finally got out at the age of 81. He said to him self, “I’ll figure out what Blue Velvet is before I die.” He looked across the street and saw a man talking about Blue Velvet. “He must know about Blue Velvet.” So the man went to go asked him. Crash! He died. Never got to know about Blue Velvet. Moral of the story: Look both way before crossing the street.

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