The Mexican, American, and Italian

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There is a Mexican, an American, and an Italian. They all work on a boat and they have been getting the same lunch for work for 1 year. One day the Mexican, the American, and the Italian sit down for lunch and the Mexican says, "If I get a bolonga sandwich for lunch one more time, I am going to kill myself!!" Then the Italian says, " If I get a turkey sandwich one more time, I am going to kill my self!!" then the American says, "If I get a ham sandwich one more time, I am going to kill myself!!"

Two days later, at the funeral home, the Mexican's wife cries and says," If I just would have listened to my husband, he would be here right now!!" Then the Italian's wife cries and says,"If I just would have listened to my hardworking husband he would be alive with me right now!!" They all look at the American's wife, The wife says,"What? My husband packs his own lunch!"

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