There was a man that came home from a bar one night and his wife was furious at him. The man said, "What's wrong, honey?"
His wife said, "I saw this note on your dresser that said "Susan" on it. Who is Susan?"
The man said, "Calm down honey. Susan's just the name of the horse I'm betting on."
The next morning, when the man woke up, his wife slapped him across the face.
The man said, "What was that for?"
His wife said, "Your horse called this morning."