Johnny Humper Fester

mark as unread

One day Johnny Humper Fester was walking in the woods. He crashed into this girl who's nickname was Cookie. Everyone knew she loved cookies and she was just was obsessed with them. So Johnny said if you come to my house I'll give you a cookie. So she came to his house and he gave her a cookie from the kithcen. He said if you go to my room I'll give you another cookie. So she did and he gave her a cookie. Now he said if you take your clothes off and go on the bed and make out and have sex with me I'll give you a cookie. So she did and he gave her another cookie. Next Johnny took off his clothes and got on the bed. They started to have sex.

While they were doing this Johnny's mom walks in and says: JOHNNY HUMPER FESTER.

And Johnny says I'm tryin I'm tryin!!


How funny is this joke, video, picture?

Submitted By


smiley 4.4 PG13

submitted: 1+ years ago

viewed: 1,995 times

categories: sex, sexuality





Save to List


Personal Lists

Create New Personal List

List Name:

Allow Others to View/Subscribe:

save cancel


Community Lists

Create New Community List

List Name:

save cancel



User Comments Add Comment

showing 0 - 0 of 0 discussions       sort by: newest

CDG8C_Johnny Humper Fester

Advertise | About Us | Terms of Use | Privacy Policy | Copyright Agent | Parents' Guide | Contact