There were 4 people on a plane.A priest,a lawyer,a doctor,and a young boy.The pilot comes out and says "I am sorry,but this plane is about to go down and I only have 4 parachutes,so I get one because I am the one that flies the plane."So,he grabs a parachute and jumps out of the plane.
There are 3 parachutes left and there are 4 people.The doctor,the lawyer,the priest,and the boy.The doctor steps up and says, "I get the 2nd parachute because I am a doctor and I am working on a cure for cancer and if I die all of my research will be lost!"So he grabs a paracute and jumps out of the plane.
There are 2 parachutes left and 3 people.A priest,he lawyer,and the young boy.The lawyer steps up and says, "I get to have the 3rd parachute because I am the smartest man on the planet and I make a lot of money."So he grabs a parachute and jumps out of the plane.
There is 1 parachute left and two people.The preist and the boy.The preist says,"SOn,I have lived a long life and I am willing to let you have the parachute and I will greet God at the Gates of heaven with open arms."
The boy replies,"Oh,but Father,that will not be neccessary because the smartest man in the world just jumped out of the plane with my backpack.!"