My Friend's and I {funny phrases said at school}

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AT LUNCH

PRINCIPAL {Mr. i don't wanna blink}: Attention students we just found out that some of you are behaving ver bad-

Friend-{fart} yo momma, burn

IN HOMEROOM

Friend- i'm telling the teacher

Me-{runs to teacher first} Mrs.{} she's threating that she's gonna tell on me because i punched her in the face

AT LUNCH

Friend- hey alexi guess who i went to the movies with last night? yo mo-

Me- say it and i'll tell your dad our wedding is off!

In HOMEROOM

Friend- hey {} guess what i did over the weekend?

Friend- what?

Friend- i ate chees. o yea

friend- duchebag

class- burn

teacher- hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, stop or i'll be forced to

friend- buy me a duchebag o

class & teacher- hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

SORRY TO ALL YOU GUYS THAT THOUGHT THAT WAS NOT FUNNY BUT HERE'S TO MAKE UP FOR YOUR LOSS....

YOU KNOW UR'RE GOIN CRAZY WHEN...

1. U ARE ON THE COMPUTER AND EVERYTIME UR tv MAKES A NOISE U TURN AROUND TO SEE IF IT WAS MY SPIRIT

2. U ARE NOT LAUGHIN AT WHAT I JUST WROTE SAYIN "WHAT A CORNY DUMMY"

3. THINKING ABOUT HOW MY PRINCIPAL LOOKS {HE'S A GUY}

4. WHEN UR PHONE RINGS YOU PICK IT UP AND U HEAR {START LAUGHIN NOW....NOW...NOW....NOW....NOW....AWW YOU LOST THE MOMENT

6. WHEN UR THINKING ABOUT A SMILE=} BUT U DON'T

7. WHEN YOU SEE THAT I DID NOT WRITE A FUNNY JOKE

8. WHEN YOU SCROLL BACK UP AND REALIZE U FORGOT TO READ 5.

9. UR THINKING WHEN IS THIS GOING TO END?

HER'S MY ANSWER TO YOU

10. YOU CAN ALWAYS CHECK OUT SOMEBODY ELSE'S JOKE AND DON'T FORGET TO.......

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