A man walks into a bar and says to a girl "hey hot stuff, what's your name?"
The women replies "Maxine"
The man then says "Can I buy you a drink?"
The women says "I don't drink, it does something to my legs"
The man says "What, do drinks make your legs swell up?"
Women- "No, the drinks open them"
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