hope non of dis offends anybodi btw!!
a blonde walks into a shop and goes to the sales-person "can i buy that tv please" the man replies "no, sorry we don't sell to blondes"
The woman goes out of the shop gets a red wig puts it on and goes to the shop agern.She goes "please could i buy that tv?" and the shop-assisstant says "no we don't sell to blondes."
The woman goes out buys a black wig puts it on and goes into the shop agern. She says "can i buy that tv please?" and agern the shop-assisstant replies "sorry we don't sell to blondes"
The woman ses "how do you know i am a blonde?" and the man answers "because thats not a tv its a microwave!"