Polka Don't Wanna

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Once there was this boy named Polka,and Polka love jellybeans. Well there was this girl that really liked Polka so one day she asked him to walk to her house with her, and Polka said "Polka don't wanna maybe tomorrow". So she offered him 10 jelly beans and he took them and walked her home. Then she asked him if he would go inside with her "Polka don't wanna maybe tomorrow". So she offered him 20 Jellybeans and he took them and then walked inside. Then she asked him to go in her room and strip for her "Polka don't wanna maybe tomorrow". She offered him 30 Jellybeans and so he took them and stripped for her. After that she asked him to get in bed and have sex with her "Polka don't wanna maybe tomorrow". She offered him 40 Jelly beans so he proceeded to do so. Then all of a sudden her dad walkes in and sees them and he yells "GET OFF MY DAUGHTER!". "Polka don't wanna maybe tomorrow".

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