One day there was an ad in the newspaper stating america needed special agents. So a guy decided to go see what he had to do to become and agent. He walked in and they gave him a series of test. When it came down to the last test an unknown man handed him a gun and said "you have to go out there and shoot your wife, for privacy issues is all" The guy thought about it for a moment and then said "no i can't do this it's not worth it". "Are you sure?" asked the agent, "we do pay 56.1 billion dollars a year". the guy said he was sure and walked out. The next day a guy did the same, went through the series of test then, when it came down to final one the agent said "now for your last test you have to go out there and kill your wife, for privacy issues is all". the guy thought about it for a moment and said "no i'm sorry i just love her way too much". So he left. The next day the NOT-SO-SMART-GUY walked in and went through the series of test, and when it came down to the final one the guy said "now i've watched your work and unlike the other guys you're not a punk so now i'm gonna tell you, go out there and kill your wife, because they tend to blab to their friends about the "secret stuff". the not so smart guy thought about for a moment and he picked up the gun, then left the room. Outside the door you could here two shots and a gag. Next thing the guy is back in the room cracking up. and he says "some idiot put blanks in the gun so i had to strangle her".