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# italian and his trees

An Italian man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. "Here's your first question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." "Without numbers?" the Italian says, "Data easy." and he proceeds to draw three trees.

"What's this?" the boss asks. "Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make a nine," says the Italian.

"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99."

The Italian stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."

The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?" "Each of da trees isa dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99."

The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Italian, so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100."

The Italian stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go. One hundred."

The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!" (You're going to love this one!!!)

The Italian leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, "A little doga came along and crapa by eacha tree. So now you gota dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, data makea one hundred. So, when I'm a gonna start?"

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by Jordan M. 1+ years ago

This is stolen i think, cause ive heard a few times but it was an Irishman, not an Italian. AND there were pics on THIS site with it on it....

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by cathy c. 1+ years ago
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by Abigail S. 1+ years ago

Not really,no,but maybe it does for her.

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by 4-the-jokes786 h. 1+ years ago

thats awesome

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by Jenny Z. 1+ years ago

So funny!!!

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by Adam J. 1+ years ago

lol it took me a second, but i got it XD

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by tex m. 1+ years ago

I agree that should be edited out.

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by c m. 1+ years ago

not bad. little advice... saying (your gunna love this one) or (this is priceless) is stupid and pointlessly oversells the punchline.

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by Julia Z. 1+ years ago

if you say yoour gona love this one it makes it more funny

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