STUPID 5th GRADER ESSAY

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My mom is a school's principal and asked the teachers to make the students write an essay about there summer vacationc, here is one stupid essay:(for real)

I was playing soccer in Venezuela with Haitian police man and my grandma as a fire woman, suddenly my ball fle away to old Mc dolnald's fram and hitone of his crazy blue chickens. i went to get it but a giant marshmellow fell from the sky, i ate it and I was thisty, so I went and drunk a mountain dew. I was driking it when i heard about a war of cats and barbies and a firetruck stapled to Bush's house was trying to kill th fire of the alien spaceship. the alein asked my dad for a tuneup but it take long so they went to my house and had a party with cake and milk. in the morning they were so drunk that they had a accident in space when they returned. the was my vacation.

I actually copied that essay for my psych class, I'm in 11th grade.

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by Paul Z. 1+ years ago

Wow, you are really lame and this 'Joke' is totaly NOT FUNNY.

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by miguel c. 1+ years ago

not funny

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