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Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that crap?"

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by George G. 1+ years ago

Either sleepy, or cheating. What do you think?

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by tan h. 1+ years ago

she just typed wrongly and didn't check. Seriously, why do you people have to make such a big deal out of it???

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by cathy c. 1+ years ago
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by Cameron S. 1+ years ago

But not as STIPID as not spelling stupid correctly Carissa R.

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by carissa r. 1+ years ago

what the fuck it is stipid

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by Destiny G. 1+ years ago

LOL

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CDBLR_out fishing

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