-If they say trick instead of giving you treats, pull down your pants and launch projectile shit into their face and say, "How's that? Now give me my fuckin' candy!"
-If teenagers come to your house, "Say, help, old people!!" and run.
-Steal candy from other kids.
-Put a picture of George Bush's face on your ass and a picture of an ass on your face.
-You and a friend go as a penis and vagina. 'Fuck' in front of people.
-Fling pudding at people.
-Get a lightsaber and some candy. Use the lightsaber to hit candy at people.
-Hide in the bushes and jump out at people.
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