Fun Things to do on Halloween

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-If they say trick instead of giving you treats, pull down your pants and launch projectile shit into their face and say, "How's that? Now give me my fuckin' candy!"

-If teenagers come to your house, "Say, help, old people!!" and run.

-Steal candy from other kids.

-Put a picture of George Bush's face on your ass and a picture of an ass on your face.

-You and a friend go as a penis and vagina. 'Fuck' in front of people.

-Fling pudding at people.

-Get a lightsaber and some candy. Use the lightsaber to hit candy at people.

-Hide in the bushes and jump out at people.

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