One snowy morning at the White House, President Bush went for his morning walk when he saw that "The President Sucks" written in pee in the snow. He called one of his secret service men to examine the urine and the secret service man said to the president, "I have good news and bad news." "What's the good news?" asks Bush. "The good news is that the urine is from Bill Clinton." "That's a relief. What's the bad news?" "The bad news is that it's the First Lady's handwriting."