Lame Jokes

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All of these jokes are stupid. They all have stupid puns and don't right to the point. Please vote 10 if you think these jokes are lame.

Q: What do you call Lassie with a rose in her mouth? A: A Cauliflower.

Q: What do you call a pony with a cough? A: A little hoarse.

Q: Which runs faster, hot or cold? A: Hot. Everyone catches a cold.

Q: What does Christmas have to do with a cat in the desert? A: They both have Sandy Claws.

Q: Mississippi, how do you spell it? A: I-T

Q: What's at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A: A nervous wreck.

Q: What did Delaware? A: She wore a brand New Jersey.

Q: What do pigs give for Valentine's Day? A: Valenswines.

Q: What do you call twin brothers? A: A sunset.

These jokes all stink, don't they?

Moral: Don't read jokes off of Laffy Taffy wrappers.


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