All of these jokes are stupid. They all have stupid puns and don't right to the point. Please vote 10 if you think these jokes are lame.
Q: What do you call Lassie with a rose in her mouth? A: A Cauliflower.
Q: What do you call a pony with a cough? A: A little hoarse.
Q: Which runs faster, hot or cold? A: Hot. Everyone catches a cold.
Q: What does Christmas have to do with a cat in the desert? A: They both have Sandy Claws.
Q: Mississippi, how do you spell it? A: I-T
Q: What's at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A: A nervous wreck.
Q: What did Delaware? A: She wore a brand New Jersey.
Q: What do pigs give for Valentine's Day? A: Valenswines.
Q: What do you call twin brothers? A: A sunset.
These jokes all stink, don't they?
Moral: Don't read jokes off of Laffy Taffy wrappers.
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