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Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.

Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.

Why do mummies make excellent spies? They're good at keeping things under wraps.

Why do witches fly on brooms? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.

Why do you always see ghosts & demons together? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.

Why doesn't anybody like Dracula? He has a bat temper.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.

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