Help Please On My Homework!

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Help Please On My Homework!

One day little Bob was assigned to do a report on his family’s behavior. He decided that he would ask his parents what they could contribute to the writing of his report. He first walked up to his dad who was on the phone and asked, “Daddy, what would you have to say about our family.” Not paying any attention to what Bob had said so he keeps talking on the phone, “I don’t give a fuck if you cannot handle this, if you do not work harder I will have to send you away and find another person that can work well with me”. After hearing this Bob walks over to his mom that has the music up and is running on the treadmill, asks, “What would you have to say about our family”. Not listening to Bob and she repeats the words to the song she is listening to “Why, Why, why, do you not love me no more all I did was try, If you can’t handle me, I’ll became a stray cat and find another guy” after listening to her response he goes over to his sister and asks the same question “What would you have to say about our family”. His sister is about 12 years of age and she responds “get the hell away from me and by the way do not mess with that, it is private stuff”. After hearing what she has to say he walks over to his 15 years old brother. He asks him “Can you work with me on this nobody can seem to come up with a good response” his big brother sits there and says,” If they will not cooperate you have to push harder and then when they feel that you have been pushing to hard that they will give up and talk to you about it” after hearing all of this information he writes it down. The next day of school he read his report aloud to the class.

The Behavior of my Family:

Last night I went around listening to what the people in my house had to say. First I went to listen to what my mom and dad had to say and this is what I heard, “I don’t give a fuck if you cannot handle this, if you do not work harder I will have to send you away and find another person that can work well with me” my mom responded “Why, Why, why, do you not love me no more all I did was try, If you can’t handle me, I’ll became a stray cat and find another guy”. I heard enough so I went to my bigger sister and took her by surprise and she responded, “Get the hell away from me and by the way do not mess with that, it is private stuff”. Then I went to my brother and I asked for some tips about how I could get my mom and dad to listen to me and this is what he gave me, “If they will not cooperate you have to push harder and then when they feel that you have been pushing to hard that they will give up and talk to you about it”.

After hearing this report his teacher is astonished, and says “Young Mister, I don’t know what has gotten into you but I am for sure you made all that up. Now go to the principles office.”

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