A Texan walks into a bar and says Get me a Coke, the bartender says sorry sir we no have any Coke. The Texan sounding a little irritated says Get me some coke! The bar tender also sounding irritated says Sir we no have any Coke. The Texan now mad yells GO AND GET ME SOME COKE! The bartender scared, goes to the back and within a few moments brings out a Coke. The Texan takes a big swig, spits it out and says What is this?! The Bartender then says
Me Chinese! Me play joke! Me go pepe in your coke!