So this guy goes to his doctor and says "Doctor my penis is orange!" So the doctor says "Yep it's orange alright." So the man starts screaming at the doctor , "Dont you have anything to cure this, medicine, a treatment, a shot!?" So the doctor gives him a subscription of a pill that he think might help. So a week goes by and the guy returns and says to the doctor "My dick is still orange!" So the doctor in returns says "What have you been doing!?" And the man replies "Eating cheetos and watching porn."