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Yo momma's so dumb when she saw under 17 not admitted sign she went home and got 16 friends

Yo momma's so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folks fingers

Yo momma's so old one of her pets was on on Noahs Ark

Yo momma's so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone

Yo momma's so dumb she passed by YMCA and said hey look they spelled MACYs wrong

Yo momma's so poor people rob her house for practice

Yo momma's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals

Yo momma's so poor she married young just to get the rice

Yo momma's so dumb she failed a survey

Yo momma's so dumb she fell up the stairs

Yo momma's so dumb she asked for a price check at the dollar store

Yo momma's so dumb she invented a silent car alarm

Yo momma's so dumb and poor that when I came over for dinner she read me recipes

Yo momma's so dumb at bottom of application where it says Sign Here she put Sagitarius

Yo momma's so dumb she got a part time job painting skittles

Yo momma's so dumb she put on her glasses to watch 20/20

Yo momma's so dumb her brain cells are on the endangered species list

Yo momma's so dumb her brain cells die ALONE

Yo momma's so dumb her breasts are square cuz she forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box

Yo momma's so dumb her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard

Yo momma's so dumb her latest invention was a glass hammer

Yo momma's so dumb her shoes say TGIF - toes go in front

Yo momma's so dumb I asked her do tricks for me and she wagged her tail

Yo momma's so dumb I don't even understand how stupid she is

Yo momma's so dumb I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

Yo momma's so dumb I put a ScratchNSniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned

Yo momma's so dumb I said give me a quarterback and she gave me Dan Marino

Yo momma's so dumb I said it was chilli outside and she ran in and got a bowl

Yo momma's so dumb I said lets go to the superbowl and she ran and got a spoon

Yo momma's so dumb I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod

Yo momma's so dumb I saw her jumping up and down asked what

she was doing and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it

Yo momma's so dumb I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope asked what she was doing and she said sending a voice mail

Yo momma's so dumb I taught her how to do the running man and I havent seen her since

Yo momma's so dumb I think its a new world record

Yo momma's so dumb I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it

Yo momma's so dumb I told her drinks were on the house so she went and got a ladder

Yo momma's so dumb I told her I was reading a book by Homer and she asked if I had anything written by Bart

Yo momma's so dumb if brains were dynamite she wouldnt have enough to blow her nose

Yo momma's so dumb if brains were gas she wouldnt have enough to power a fleamobile around the inside of a Froot Loop

Yo momma's so dumb if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change

Yo momma's so dumb if you gave her a penny for her thoughts you'd get change

Yo momma's so dumb instead of taking 4 bus she took the 2 bus twice

Yo momma's so dumb it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg

Yo momma's so dumb it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch

Yo momma's so dumb it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hour virus

Yo momma's so dumb it takes 2 of her to listen to music

Yo momma's so dumb it takes 2 of her to watch tv

Yo momma's so dumb it takes 4 of her to screw in a light bulb

Yo momma's so dumb it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes

Yo momma's so dumb it takes her 4 hours to watch a 1 hour movie

Yo momma's so dumb it takes her an hour to cook minute rice

Yo momma's so dumb it took her 2 days to make Microwaveable Pot Noodles

Yo momma's so dumb on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911

Yo momma's so dumb people were askin her for crack and she bent over and said here

Yo momma's so dumb she actually thinks these jokes are funny

Yo momma's so dumb she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken

Yo momma's so dumb she asked for help to use Hamburger Helper

Yo momma's so dumb she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said Guess so she said Levis

Yo momma's so dumb she asked me what yield meant I said Slow down and she said What does yield mean?

Yo momma's so dumb she asked me whats that letter after X and I said Y she said Cause I want to know

Yo momma's so dumb she asked me Whats the number for 911?

Yo momma's so dumb she asked what time is the 12:00 lunch

Yo momma's so dumb she bought a solarpowered flashlight

Yo momma's so dumb she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home

Yo momma's so dumb she brought a cup to the movie Juice

Yo momma's so dumb she brought a doughnut back to tha shop cause it had a hole in it

Yo momma's so dumb she called Dan Quayle for a spell check

Yo momma's so dumb she called the 7-11 store to see when they closed

Yo momma's so dumb she called the cocaine hotline to order some

Yo momma's so dumb she can't even spell acronyms correctly

Yo momma's so dumb she can't find her own house

Yo momma's so dumb she can't make Jello because she can't fit 2 quarts of water in the box

Yo momma's so dumb she can't pass a drunk test when she is not even drunk

Yo momma's so dumb she can't tie her own shoe

Yo momma's so dumb she chases parked cars

Yo momma's so dumb she climbed a chain link fence to see what was on the other side

Yo momma's so dumb she cooked her own complimentary breakfast

Yo momma's so dumb she cooks Indian curry with Old Spice

Yo momma's so dumb she could not get into the first grade

Yo momma's so dumb she couldn't read an audio book

Yo momma's so dumb she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses

Yo momma's so dumb she died before the police arrived because she couldn't find the 11 button in 911

Yo momma's so dumb she died boiling water in the toaster

Yo momma's so dumb she does not know what she is talking about

Yo momma's so dumb she forgets to pick you up at school

Yo momma's so dumb she forgets what she is thinking before she even think of it Yo momma's so dumb she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W&Ws Yo momma's so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged

Yo momma's so dumb she got locked in a bathroom and wet her pants

Yo momma's so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved

Yo momma's so dumb she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor

Yo momma's so dumb she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down

Yo momma's so dumb she got on an elevator and thought it was a mobile home

Yo momma's so dumb she got on her knees to drink her Nehi peach drink

Yo momma's so dumb she got shot running the border after seeing a Taco Bell commercial

Yo momma's so dumb she got stabbed in a shoot out

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by Abby B. 1+ years ago

These are not very funny, but I appreciate you effort:P

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CD6YS_A rather long list of yo mamma jokes

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