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A guy was having trouble sleeping, so he went to the doctor and the doctor prescribed him some sleep pills. "But" he said "Only take 1 pill a night." So he went home and took a pill. That night was the best night he ever had. The next night he thought "If one gave me a good night, two will make a better night." So he took two, and he had a better night. The next night he takes three, and has a better night. Then he thought "What will happen if I take the whole bottle?!" So he takes the whole bottle.

The next morning the neighbor comes in to see what all the noise was last night. They see the little girl crying in the kitchen and ask her "What happened?"

She said "my momma is dead, my sister is pregnant, my butt hurts, and dad is on the roof calling here kitty, kitty."

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A guy was having trouble sleeping so he tells his daughter to go to the doctor and get some sleep pills. She starts running saying "Got to get some sleep pills. Got to get some sleep pills." She hits a tree. Gets up thinks for a moment and starts running saying "Got to get some sex pills. Got to get some sex pills." She gets to the doctor and tells him she needs some sex pills for her dad. He says "Here you go, but make sure he only takes one pill every 24 hours." So she starts running home saying "1 pill 24 hours. 1 pill 24 hours." She hits the same tree. Gets up thinks for a moment and starts running saying "24 pills 1 hour. 24 pills 1 hour." She tells her dad.

The next morning the neighbor comes in to see what all the noise was last night. They see the little girl crying in the kitchen and ask her "What happened?"

She said "my momma is dead, my sister is pregnant, my butt hurts, and dad is on the roof calling here kitty, kitty."

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