Q: What did the English teacher have for lunch?
A: Alphabet soup!
Q: Did you hear the one about the spaceship?
A: It was out of this world!
Q: How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree?
A: By its bark!
Q: How can you tell that the ocean is friendly?
A: Because it waves!
Q: How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Q: How did the rocket lose his job?
A: He was fired!
Q: How do trees get on the Internet?
A: They log in.
Q: How do you cut the sea in half?
A: With a sea saw!
Q: At what time does a duck wake up?
A: At the quack of dawn.
Q: How can you tell if a clock is hungry?
A: It'll go back for seconds!
Q: How do you know if your clock is crazy?
A: It goes "cuckoo"!
Q: What did the digital clock say to the mother clock?
A: Look mom, no hands!
Q: What dog always knows the time?
A: A watch dog!
Q: What happens when you annoy a clock?
A: It gets ticked off.
Q: What kind of bugs live in clocks?
Q: What month is the shortest?
A: May - because it only has three letters!
Q: What time is the best time to go to the dentist?
Q: What time of year do you jump on a trampoline?
A: Spring time!
Q: What time was it when the elephant sat on the clock?
A: Time to get a new clock!
Q: How do bees get to school?
A: On the school buzz!
Q: How do you get straight A's?
A: By using a ruler!
Q: How do you make one disappear?
A: Add the letter g and make it gone!
Q: How do you say your ABCs backwards?
Q: How long does it take for a gymnast to get to class?
A: A split second.
~~Thank you for reading another part of my jokes. More to still come!
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