25 Great Jokes!

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Q: What did the English teacher have for lunch?

A: Alphabet soup!

Q: Did you hear the one about the spaceship?

A: It was out of this world!

Q: How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree?

A: By its bark!

Q: How can you tell that the ocean is friendly?

A: Because it waves!

Q: How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

A: Shocked!

Q: How did the rocket lose his job?

A: He was fired!

Q: How do trees get on the Internet?

A: They log in.

Q: How do you cut the sea in half?

A: With a sea saw!

Q: At what time does a duck wake up?

A: At the quack of dawn.

Q: How can you tell if a clock is hungry?

A: It'll go back for seconds!

Q: How do you know if your clock is crazy?

A: It goes "cuckoo"!

Q: What did the digital clock say to the mother clock?

A: Look mom, no hands!

Q: What dog always knows the time?

A: A watch dog!

Q: What happens when you annoy a clock?

A: It gets ticked off.

Q: What kind of bugs live in clocks?

A: Ticks!

Q: What month is the shortest?

A: May - because it only has three letters!

Q: What time is the best time to go to the dentist?

A: Tooth-hirty!

Q: What time of year do you jump on a trampoline?

A: Spring time!

Q: What time was it when the elephant sat on the clock?

A: Time to get a new clock!

Q: How do bees get to school?

A: On the school buzz!

Q: How do you get straight A's?

A: By using a ruler!

Q: How do you make one disappear?

A: Add the letter g and make it gone!

Q: How do you say your ABCs backwards?

A: "CBA!"

Q: How long does it take for a gymnast to get to class?

A: A split second.

~~Thank you for reading another part of my jokes. More to still come!


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