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The Boy and His Frog

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A young boy walks into a whore house with a dead frog in his hands. He asks the pimp to lead him to the dirtiest prostitute with the most S.T.D.s so that he can screw her. After he is finished and makes his way towards the exit, the pimp takes him aside and says, "Why did you do that? Why do you want all those S.T.D.s?" "Well," the boy says, "When I get home Mom and Dad will be out, and I will screw the babysitter. Then when they get back and Mom goes to bed the babysitter and Dad will screw. The Dad and Mom will screw. And in the morning after Dad goes to work Mom will screw the mailman and that's the bastard that ran over my frog!"

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