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3 KIDS WERE WONDERING THROUGH THE FOREST LOKKING FOR FROGS

AND SUCH WHEN THEY LOST TRACK OF WHERE THEY WERE.THE KIDS

RAN UNTILL THEY GOT TO A CREEPY HOUSE WITH SPIDER WEBS

EVERYWHERE ONE OF THE KIDS DECIDED TO KNOCK AND AS HE GOT

THE DOOR IT SWUNG OPEN AND A GREEN FACED GROSS OLD WOMAN

WAS STANDING THERE.THE KIDS ASKED TO USE THE PHONE EVEN

THOUGH THEY WERE PETRIFIED AND THE GROSS OLD WOMAN SAID

'yes' BUT U HAVE TO PROMISE ME U WONT LOOK IN THE CLOSET

NEXT TO THE PHONE OR U WILL BE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE THE

KIDS SAID OK AND WANDERED TO THE PHONE AFTER THEY GOT DONE

TALKING THEY LOOKED AT THE BIG DOOR AND COULDNT HELP THEM

SELVES THEY HAD TO OPEN IT INSIDE WAS OVER 100 PICKLE JARS

FULL OF PENISES JUST AS THEY WERE CLOSING THE DOOR THE

WALKED IN AND SAID NOW U WILL SUFFER SHE ASKED THE FIRST

KID WUT IS UR DADIES JOB HE SAID HES A FIREMAN THE WITCH

SADI THEN ILL HAVE TO BURN OFF UR PENIS AND SHE ASKED THE

SECOND KID HE SAID HES A BUTCHER THE WITCH SAID THEN ILL

HAVE TO CHOP OFF UR PENIS AND SHE LOOKS AT THE LAST KID

AND HE STARTS LAUGHING SHE SAYS WUTS SO FUNNY AND HE SAID

MY DADS THE CANDY MAN ARE U GONNA LICK MINE OFF? :)

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