Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends

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Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends

1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?''

2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.''

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. ''Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.''

5. ''Damn, this water is cold.''

6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.

7. ''Now how did that get there?''

8. ''Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.''

9. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,''Whoa! Easy boy!!''

10. '' Interesting....more sinkers than floaters''

11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,''Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"

12. ''C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"

13. ''Boy, that sure looks like a maggot''

14. ''Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?''

15. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

16. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your ''Cross-Dressers Anonymous'' newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

17. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, ''Peek-a-boo!''

18. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing ''Born Free.''

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by funny 6. 1+ years ago

I dont get #12

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by Taxon n. 1+ years ago

number 9 is da funniest

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by Sharon N. 1+ years ago

i didnt get da first one

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by jemika r. 1+ years ago

hha.! LOL.! that was soo funny.! LOL.!

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by matt w. 1+ years ago

why not moan like a child and say...."I am moaning myrtle"..LOL (just a suggestion)

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by Kristen C. 1+ years ago

they are all kinda gross but i like #18 it was funny.................................

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by Nick .. 1+ years ago

omfg this is hilarious i almost peed myself #12 #13 #11 i almost shit myself

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by Glenna P. 1+ years ago

#6 and #18 ROTFLMAO

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by Kieran w. 1+ years ago

HOLY SHIT I CANT STOP FUCKING LAUGHING, KUDOS TO YOU MY FRIEND!!

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by Alexandra C. 1+ years ago

haha, i thought #17 was really funny! hahaha

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