Why did the Italian boy grow a mustache? So he could look like his mama.
Why do the French smell? So blind people could hate them too.
A Irishman was sitting in a bar and a man sitting next to him with an alligator said, "I'm gonna put my penis in the alligator's mouth, and it will come out unharmed." The man hit the alligator upside the head with a beer bottle and put his penis in the alligator's mouth and came out unharmed. He said, "Do you want to try it?" The Irishman said, "Yes, but there's no need to hit me in the head."
What's a native of Paris called? A parasite.
How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to hold the bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
What county in Ireland hates "South Park"? Killkenny.
Three guys were in an unnamed land which is now Canada. One said, "We should name the land we discovered. We'll each pick a letter. I'll go first. C, eh." Another said, "N, eh." The third said, D, eh." That's how Canada was discovered.
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