Mike had just moved into an all catholic neighborhood. He was Jewish and wanted to convert over to Catholicism. So he went to the church to be baptized. When he was baptized, the priest poured Holy Water on his head and said, "Born a Jew, raised a Jew, now you're a catholic." That spring, all the neighborhood got together every Friday and had a neighborhood fish fry. Everyone was present except for Mike. They wondered why he never showed up so one Friday the coordinator of the fish fry, Joseph, went up to Mike's house and saw him barbequing in his back yard. He was grilling a steak and had a bottle of water in his hand. He was pouring the water on the steak saying, "Born a cow, raised a cow, now you're a fish."