There was this girl who decided one day that she was going to call her house "hairy ass" and her cat a "crack." Well one day she looses her cat. She lookes everywhere for it. So one day she goes to the animal shelter and said,"Excuse me but i've looked all over my hairy ass and I can't find my crack!"
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