1. Yo mamas like a vacuum. She sucks, she blows, and she cleans it all up.
2. Why are black people so fast? All the slow ones are in jail!
3. When God was making men, what did he say when he made the first black? "Oops, I burnt one!"
4. When a bunch of Whites run down a hill, its an avalanche. When a bunch of Mexicans run down a hill its a mud slide. When a bunch of Blacks run down a hill, its called a "Jail Break!"