One day, a man came home from a bar and said to his wife, "Hey, I was at the Golden Bar! They have golden tables, golden seats, golden mugs, and a golden toilet! The woman was perplexed about that, and she called the Golden Bar and said to the lady on the other line, "Is this the Golden Bar?" The woman said, "Yes." "Do you have golden tables?" "Yes." "Do you have golden seats?" "Yes." "Do you have golden mugs?" "Yes." Do you have a golden toilet?" The woman on the other line said, "Hold on." And she said, "Honey, I have the guy who shit in your tuba."