The Carpenter

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There was a carpenter named Ted and he was fixing a woman's house, but he couldn't find his cigarettes. He saw a lump under the carpet, and thought it was his cigarettes, so he got a baseball bat and swung at it as hard as he can. The woman came up to Ted and said, "I found your cigarettes in the kitchen, Ted. Oh, and have you seen my gerbil anywhere?"

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