What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retreiver.
How do you know a blonde has sent you a fax? There's a stamp on it.
What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant.
What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? Are you sure it's mine?
What's the definition of eternity? Four blondes at a four-way stop.
Why did the blonde sell her television? To buy a DVD player.