An French guy, an Italian guy, and a Texan guy were at a bar talking about what drives their wives crazy.
The French guy said, "When I get home, I make her sweet crepes, then we make love all night. That drives my wife crazy!"
The Italian says, "When I get home, we make sweet love all night. Then I make her a fancy dinner, and that drives my wife crazy!"
The Texan says, "You want to know what drives my wife crazy? We make love all night and then I wipe my dick on the curtains."