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One day an old lady gets on an elavator so that she can get up to the 4th floor. One the 2nd floor a stuck up white girl walks in. She looks at the old lady and says:

"Perfume from Italy, 50$ an ounce!"

"Thats nice dear" says the old lady.

On the 3rd floor another stuck up girl walks in, looks at the old lady and says:

"Perfume from Paris, 150$ an ounce!!!!"

"Thats nice dear," replies the old lady.

When the elevator reaches the 4th floor the old lady steps out, bends over and farts into the elvator.

As the two girls choke from the "toxic fumes", the old lady smiles and says:

"Brocolli from the Supermarket, 99 cents a pound"

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