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If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?

If someone crashes his or her car on purpose, why is it still a car accident?

If you died on the International Dateline, and half of you were on 1 side and the other half on the other side, what day would you die?

Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?

What would happen if: Everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time?

If I raise the volume on my radio, does it use more

electricity?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why does "lake" come first (Lake Michigan) and "river" come second (Mississippi River)?

Why do they call him a Skipper when he just stands there?

If people say if you eat dessert before dinner it will ruin your appetite won’t eating dinner before dessert ruin your appetite for dessert?

When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?

How come wine and hard liquor doesn't come in cans, but beer does?

Why is it when we ask for the check in a restaurant they bring us a bill?

Why do birds bob their heads when they walk?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?

Why do police officers wear tight clothes and dressy shoes? wouldn't that make them slower when chasing someone?

Why are blue Christmas lights so popular? Aren't red and green the traditional colors?

If a criminal turns himself in shouldn't he get the reward money?

Why do we have to wait till the water starts boiling before we can put pasta into the water?

If we had a president that was a woman, would her husband be the first man?

Why is the St. Louis baseball team the cardinals, but the Missouri state bird is the blue bird

Why do people who don’t want to go to hell bury themselves 6 ft. closer?

Do you ever notice those red balls on the wires while your

driving? Well what are they for?

Do people with big eyes see at a wider range than people with smaller eyes?

Why is it illegal to put money in other people's parking meters?

If you took a compass to outer space would it still point "magnetic north"? Is there still a north, south, east, and west in space?

What happens when you say “hi” to your friend on an airplane who's name is Jack?

Why are women and men's shoe sizes different?

Can a person choke and die on a life savor?

When you see the weather report and it says "partly cloudy" and then the next day it says "partly sunny"; what’s the difference?

Why isn't the word 'gullible' in the dictionary?

If you are parking somewhere and the signs in front of the parked cars say "30 minutes" then when your 30 minutes are up can you park in the spot right next to you??

When a car is for sale and it has a balloon on it, does the balloon come with it?

Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?

If marriage means you fell in love, does divorce mean you climbed out?

If you were born exactly on 12:00 midnight on December 31st – January 1st, which year would you say you were born in?

Why are there pictures of the sun wearing sunglasses when the purpose of sunglasses is to protect your eyes from the sun?

Does it really count in court when an atheist is sworn in under oath using a Bible?

Why are there black lines on a basketball? How do they get the air inside the bubble wrap? Can crop circles be square?

Can you blow a balloon up under water? Why is it that when we are humming and then we plug our nose, our humming stops? Do people really hum through their nose, or their mouths?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Can you write in pencil on an eraser?

Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full?

Can a blind man see his future?

If a man has no fingers, can he press charges?

If lava melts rock, wouldn’t the lava melt the volcano?

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by nicole k. 1+ years ago

i write on my erasers w/pencil all the time.

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by alix w. 1+ years ago

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? when babies sleep they sleep really hard If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down? its not literal... im pretty sure its about a war Why are blue Christmas lights so popular? Aren't red and green the traditional colors? blues a tradional color too...alot of people dont nkow that though...blues prettier anyway Why do we have to wait till the water starts boiling before we can put pasta into the water? you dont the noodles will just be mushier If we had a president that was a woman, would her husband be the first man? yeah..duh! (NO there was many men before him) Why do people who don't want to go to hell bury themselves 6 ft. closer? how do u know hell's underground? Do you ever notice those red balls on the wires while your driving? Well what are they for? so airplanes know how close the ground is... its really true too If you took a compass to outer space would it still point "magnetic north"? Is there still a north, south, east, and west in space? no the magnitic pull is different What happens when you say shit to your friend on an airplane who's name is Jack? Then u get jack shit Can a person choke and die on a life savor? yeah duh When you see the weather report and it says "partly cloudy" and then the next day it says "partly sunny"; what's the difference? nobody says partly sunny Why isn't the word 'gullible' in the dictionary? it is If you are parking somewhere and the signs in front of the parked cars say "30 minutes" then when your 30 minutes are up can you park in the spot right next to you?? yes, yes u can When a car is for sale and it has a balloon on it, does the balloon come with it? yeah if you ask. If you were born exactly on 12:00 midnight on December 31st January 1st, which year would you say you were born in? January first because after 11:59 it's the next day

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