It was the night before Ed's anniversary and he had forgot to get his wife a gift. She was getting mad. She told him that there had better be something in the driveway the next morning, and it had better go 0-200 in less than 6 seconds. The next morning she got up and there was a little box in the driveway. She took it in and opened it. It was a brandnew bathroom scale.

Funeral Services have been arranged for Ed on next Friday.