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A guy bought a new Mercedes and was out on highway 2 for a nice evening drive. the top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up.

As the needle jumped up to 140Km/h he suddenly saw red and blue flashing lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch a Mercedes, "he thought to himself and opened her up further. the needle hit 150,160...

Then the reality of the situation hit him. " what in the world am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him took his license without a word and examined it and the car." It's been a long day,"said the cop "this is the end of the shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like doing anymore paper work, so if can give me an excuse for your driving that i haven't heard before, you can go."

They guy thinks for a second and says," last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."

Have a nice weekend," said the officer

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by Lexi J. 1+ years ago

Amazing stuff, man!

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by Matthew P. 1+ years ago

today's friday the 13th...

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by bob j. 1+ years ago

have to try that to see if i get off clean.

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by Jason H. 1+ years ago

holy crap.

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by Nogard T. 1+ years ago

Roflmao

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CCVTS_Good excuse

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