Three convicts were on the way to prison. they were each allowed to take one item with them to occupy their time while incarecerated on the bus one turned to another and said, "so what did you bring?"
The first convict pulled out a biox of paintsand states that he intended to paint anything he could he wanted to become the grandma moses of jail".
The first convist pulled out a deck of cards and grinned and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker,solitaire,gin and any number of games."
The third convict was was sitting quielty aside, grinning to himself. the other two took notice and asked. "why are you so quit? what did you bring?
The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. he said. I theese."
The other two were puzzled and asked,"what can you do with those?"
HE grinned and pointed to the box and said, "well the box say i can go horseback ridding,swimming,and roller-skating...."
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