A white boy, a black boy, and a hispanic boy were in their Language Arts class.
The teacher tells them to make a sentence with the words "liver and cheese".
The white kid says: "My mom made me a liver and cheese sandwich and it was sooo good."
The black kid says: "My daddy told my momma to go get the government cheese and she didn't, so my daddy punched her in the liver."
The hispanic kid says: "Some kids were trying to look under my sister's dress and I told the cabrones, "Hey!!! Liver alone!!! Cheese my sister!!!"