Why does Ford keep making vehicles? To keep the towing industry alive.
You're trapped in an elevator with a lawyer, a lion, and a tiger, and you have a gun with two bullets. What do you do? Shoot the lawyer twice.
What does a fish smoke? Sea weed.
Did you hear about the two blondes that froze to death in a movie theater? They went to see "Closed For The Winter."
What do you call 1000 Frenchman face down in the Channel? A start.
What did George W. Bush get on his SAT's? Drool.
What does Saddam Hussein and Fred Flintstone have in common? They look out their windows and see rubble.
Why were economists created? To make weathermen look smart.
What are a redneck's last words? "Hey, watch this!"
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